Today's Exceptional Events

• The Squirrelnomics 101 class meets to discuss the finer points of nut accumulation and distribution.

• Squirrelnomics 101 has just been approved by the Squirrel Council as an official course of study.

• The Squirrel History department has found evidence of ancient squirrel civilizations.

• The Squirrel Laws department is working on a new bill to make acorns a controlled substance.